IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

i am predestal

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

My dad beats my mom At checkers

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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