- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Lacrosse

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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