Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Rob Bell

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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The government makes a good decision

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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That's what he said.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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fart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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