What do you call a group of asians? China.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Please don't rape me.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

hi my name is? joe

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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