- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Why were corners made? For crying.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

The chicken crossed the road.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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