Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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knock knock you may come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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