- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Rick Perry.

does this look unsure to you?

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Women's rights.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

A black succeeds

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