Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

I got shot, you laughed

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

black people. that is all...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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