- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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What's big? Jupiter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Steering Wheel Face.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Freedom of Speech

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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