- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Well, this is fun.

Dani Barton = Stupid

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

i have aids and a chode

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

No joke.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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