- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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