- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Anti jokes are funny

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Lockerbie bombing

a banana

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What will happen when a black person die they die

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Anti Joke

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