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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

kennah campion... being nice

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

cheese

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

i like potatoes

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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