Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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BIG PENIS

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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An antijoke

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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