- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

If life hands you lemons Take them

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Asians...

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

knock knock go away

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

Why did the woman die Because she was old

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