What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

A man walks into a bar.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

A scottish man having fun

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Dallas Cowboys

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

chuck norris is a little b|tch

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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