- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

women's rights

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Chuck Norris died.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

apple pie.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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