What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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You're on fire.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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The economy.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Your mother is so fat.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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i like pie

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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