- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

Asian NASCAR.

What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

2+2= 478

What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

A horse walked into a barn...

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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