- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

Miami Heat.

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

Hey guess what? Nevermind.

What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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