Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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9/11

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Libraries.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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