- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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hi im paul!

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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