- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

How do you spell eight? 8

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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