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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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Politics

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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watch a i d s left

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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