- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Do u take sugar?

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