3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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