Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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