- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Banana Hamock.

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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