Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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shut up kobe!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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