- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

i died. new product by steve jobs

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

A possesed goat: "moo"

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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