- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

Your mom

How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

Do you play piano? No

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

To mamma so fat..............nuff said

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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