What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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