Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Penis.

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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Anti Joke

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