- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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