Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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