You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Anyone can post anything.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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