- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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