whats worse than jonny james obviously

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

A train poops its pants.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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