- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

have safe sex

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Tilt your screen back

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Ian's mind Elevator music

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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