Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Nuneaton..

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

a seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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