- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

What's green and blue? yellow

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Mitt Romney

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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