- Anti Joke

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

The Earth is a nice place to live.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

whats polish and black a polish black person

What does two plus two equal? 4

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

1+1=2

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.