What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Ian's mind Elevator music

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Obama walks into a hospital....

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

have safe sex

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

in soviet russia, cow milks you

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

ask me if im a door yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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