why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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Dusters blow stuff.

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ask me if im a door yes

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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Hail Heetluh

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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