- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

You know what's catchy? A cold

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