- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

What can fly? Lots of things

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

who is awesome? no one...

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

penis haha

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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