Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Dyslexics have more nuf!

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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