James Patrick Campbell

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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Yanter, Look it up

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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