why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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* anti-punchline

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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Queens Park rangers

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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www.xnxx.com

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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