- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

c-? men, C-men

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

a woman votes!

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

A chicken walks into a barn.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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